Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
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