I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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