3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
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I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
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Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Help me help you realize you are a moron
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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