I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
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I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
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Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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