we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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