Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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