belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
even my farts smell like vagina
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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