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it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
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had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
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I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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