Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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