I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
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I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
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in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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