Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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