It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
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My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
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Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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