Dual....:-)
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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