hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Someone signed my nipple.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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