and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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