I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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