Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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