It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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