At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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