Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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