at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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