My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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