I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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