That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
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Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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