So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
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Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
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Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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