Having a random hookup so left but love u
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
im holly from the hills drunk
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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