dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
She announced her abortion via fbk
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
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you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
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I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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