goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
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It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
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pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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