I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
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sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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