She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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