I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
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I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
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I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
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