If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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