i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
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Do I have a choice?
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Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
