new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
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Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
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I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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