My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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