He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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