We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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