I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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