We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
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i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
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Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
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If its not for food we ain't going out.