So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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