i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
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today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
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My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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