shes about as inviting as chlamydia
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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