I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
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bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
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No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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