I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
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Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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