I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
It's shark week go big or go home
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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