Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
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Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
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omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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