it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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