I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
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BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
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Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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