Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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