my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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