So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
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Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
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I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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