We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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