do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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