We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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