return my video game
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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