ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
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There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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