just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
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You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
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wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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