Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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